A literary masterpiece in progress

This little morsel was found on our laptop when Doug was cleaning up old files. So, of course I felt that it must be shared. Now presenting, in all of its unedited glory:

The best book you will ever read

By Woo

One day there was a humming floob. He was very floppy. He liked trains. He worked at a swimming pool. He loathed it. One day Santa clause left him a present. He screemed. He opened the present. I don’t like muffins or fruit cake. It is my least favorit thing in the whole world.